The Invisible Fire-Breathing Giraffe and The Fridge Gremlins Pt.2

It's advisable to read part 1 of this story before even attempting this.

Now for the factual parts to the story.

This story originally comes from a conversation Jess and I had about the strange noises her fridge makes. Turns out there are in fact gremlins living in her fridge. We pulled out the fridge for inspection one day, out of pure curiosity, and there seemed to be remnants of a hastily removed city of gremlins. Like dust n shit. Real gremlins leave dust. True story. Anyways, one time, we heard the noise that sounded like the fridge gremlins, but I definitely heard it from outside, upon inspection of the hall, we decided that the footprints left could only be left by a fire-breathing giraffe. And since giraffes aren't known to be stealthy, quite the opposite actually, it became clear that this one must be invisible. As for the electric gerbils, we were walking to acquisition ourselves some food and discussing a decent rival for the fire-breathing giraffe. The electric gerbils were all i could come up with, and thus, a rival tribe was formed.

Also relevant: Chuck Norris, Stephen Colbert, Ron Burgudy, Mr. T and Tom Otto were off in the Middle East, fighting crime, so they were unreachable. Turns out Tom Otto whipped out a dated lead, which confused the taliban long enough for the rest of the team to make a fierce Hail Mary -esque Strike upon them. (for those not in the know, Tom Otto never dates his leads, but however endorses the dating of anyone or anything else.)

Again, relevant: Mat Hyland needs to be mentioned, so I shall make mention to his involvement in the next chapter of the ongoing history of The Invisible Fire-Breathing Giraffe and The Fridge Gremlins. I smell superpowers and hockey-playing ninjas.